Lately, if you've been like me, then you've been following the Olympics. Not for the sports, necessarily, but so I can scrutinize Russian culture and compile a list of everything they're doing wrong and then write it in a letter which I will then send to them demanding that they change their ways. One of the first things I demand that they change is their treatment of the LGBTQPTAMG community. First off, you might ask, who is the LGBTQPTAMG community? I know who the LGBT community is, LGBT stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender. So what's the deal with the extra letters? Well, recently, representatives from the queer community (which is slightly different than the gay community; they are the more liberal, activist branch of the gay community) lobbied to have their own letter. Soon, the pansexuals lobbied to join the LGBTQ community, then the trisexuals...then the asexuals, then the metrosexuals, and finally the ghettosexuals. Now, the British homosexual is currently lobbying to get in on a piece of the action. Specifically, I'm referring to a nutty bunch called the "Brighton Beach Poofters". To me this is strange because the "Brighton Beach Poofters" seem just like every other British person I've met, I can't really tell the difference. Regardless, soon it will be the LBGTQPTAMGBBP community. I say good.
But I digress. Russia is doing everything it can to crush gay rights. Russia has even banned Olympic torches because they found them to be too flaming. They've even lobbied for the kids game "Smear the Queer" to be included in the Olympics, as they claim they already frequently do it for sport, and that they could win the gold medal every time. However, they are pushing that the name of Smear the Queer be changed to "Club the Faggot", as they feel that Smear the Queer isn't an aggressive enough name.
Well that is all I have for this week. This is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Hillary Clinton Loves Almost Everyone
Lately, there has been much criticism of Hillary Clinton. Many Republicans have repeatedly slammed Hillary for the Benghazi scandal cover-up, her affiliation with Whitewater, and the latest scandal to re-emerge, which is Hillary Clinton's firing from the Watergate investigation for lying and unethical behavior. This is just the latest in a series of Republican created rumors designed to diminish Hillary Clinton's character. Everybody should stop criticizing Hillary. She is so full of love and joy and kindness. Vote for her for President in 2016...or she'll kill you.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Bad Grammy
If there's one thing I have my finger on the pulse of, it's today's youth culture and what all the kids are listening to these days. When I was younger, in the 60s, we railed against hypocrisy and the establishment with their oppressive rules. In my day, anybody over 30 was such a square and was so out of touch with what we were thinking. I promised myself that when I became older, that I would always be in tune with the vibe of modern youth culture, to include their music, fashion, and their political beliefs. I promised myself I would always support what they were doing! Nobody could accuse me of being an out-of-touch, uncool, relative. MC Hammer? Yeah, I know all the kids love it. "You Don't Touch That" by MC Hammer is my favorite song!! Who's down with ODP? Yeah, you know I am!! So when my niece asked for "Five Leaves Left" by Nick Drake on vinyl (which was an album made in 1971 apparently), I told her, "No, you don't want that! That's old people's music! How 'bout I get you a nice Sisqo CD instead!" A little thong song, anybody? Even though I find that song highly degrading and insulting to wymyn and wish he would have changed the song title to something more like "PhD Student Wymyn (I Respect You For Your Mind, and If We Were To Get Married, Then I, The Man, Would Take Your Last Name)" or something catchy like that.
Part of being in touch with youth culture is watching the Grammy Awards. If you really want to learn about what good music is these days, there is no better place than watching a Hollywood-produced mainstream awards ceremony on a major commercial television network! However, this year, the Grammy Awards went horribly awry. They chose Macklemore as the best new artist over Kendrick Lamar. Salon Magazine's Brittney Cooper wrote a scathing article criticizing the choice. You can view that article here: www.salon.com/2014/01/27/macklemores_useless_apology_grammys_and_the_myth_of_meritocracy/
She claims that Macklemore had no right to win that award. He, in fact, apologized and said that Kendrick Lamar deserved it more than he did. But did he surrender the award to Kendrick Lamar? No. It was an empty gesture. Furthermore, Macklemore has never done anything original. He's never had an original thought in his head. His songs are composed of samples of other people's songs! This is in contrast to Kendrick Lamar, who even though uses samples of other people's songs to compose his songs, does it in a original way, as opposed to Macklemore, who does not. Once again, this is just another example of white people stealing African American's ideas and receiving credit for it. White people are just terrible. There hasn't been an idea that White People have had that wasn't stolen from the African Americans. The light bulb, railroads, sushi, alternating current, the internet, and Ron Popeil's RonCo Chop-O-Matic were all invented by African Americans. Even Ron Popeil himself was invented by African Americans. Most people don't know that he was assembled from parts of other inventors in a laboratory owned by African Americans.
This is also terrible because if you want to validate your artistic integrity and validate the quality of your music, then you must win a Grammy. Did Beethoven ever win a Grammy? No, because he sucks.
Today, because Macklemore won and Kendrick Lamar lost, I am ashamed to be a (mostly) white person. I am 1/256th African American, but the 255/256th of me that is not African American is deeply ashamed. I look in the mirror and I see that I am too white. That is why every morning, when I get up, I take a frying pan and beat myself with it until I am black and blue, which is a more acceptable skin color. Plus, when people look at me, I can see the fear in their eyes. This is how I imagine what it must be like to be an African American.
Well until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off. Recently Liberal Feminist Hippie approached me and tried to offer me an olive branch and make amends. I immediately hit it from her hand and said, "Piss off, bitch! I'm the new sheriff in town!"
Part of being in touch with youth culture is watching the Grammy Awards. If you really want to learn about what good music is these days, there is no better place than watching a Hollywood-produced mainstream awards ceremony on a major commercial television network! However, this year, the Grammy Awards went horribly awry. They chose Macklemore as the best new artist over Kendrick Lamar. Salon Magazine's Brittney Cooper wrote a scathing article criticizing the choice. You can view that article here: www.salon.com/2014/01/27/macklemores_useless_apology_grammys_and_the_myth_of_meritocracy/
She claims that Macklemore had no right to win that award. He, in fact, apologized and said that Kendrick Lamar deserved it more than he did. But did he surrender the award to Kendrick Lamar? No. It was an empty gesture. Furthermore, Macklemore has never done anything original. He's never had an original thought in his head. His songs are composed of samples of other people's songs! This is in contrast to Kendrick Lamar, who even though uses samples of other people's songs to compose his songs, does it in a original way, as opposed to Macklemore, who does not. Once again, this is just another example of white people stealing African American's ideas and receiving credit for it. White people are just terrible. There hasn't been an idea that White People have had that wasn't stolen from the African Americans. The light bulb, railroads, sushi, alternating current, the internet, and Ron Popeil's RonCo Chop-O-Matic were all invented by African Americans. Even Ron Popeil himself was invented by African Americans. Most people don't know that he was assembled from parts of other inventors in a laboratory owned by African Americans.
This is also terrible because if you want to validate your artistic integrity and validate the quality of your music, then you must win a Grammy. Did Beethoven ever win a Grammy? No, because he sucks.
Today, because Macklemore won and Kendrick Lamar lost, I am ashamed to be a (mostly) white person. I am 1/256th African American, but the 255/256th of me that is not African American is deeply ashamed. I look in the mirror and I see that I am too white. That is why every morning, when I get up, I take a frying pan and beat myself with it until I am black and blue, which is a more acceptable skin color. Plus, when people look at me, I can see the fear in their eyes. This is how I imagine what it must be like to be an African American.
Well until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off. Recently Liberal Feminist Hippie approached me and tried to offer me an olive branch and make amends. I immediately hit it from her hand and said, "Piss off, bitch! I'm the new sheriff in town!"
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Don't Rape Ape
Now when it comes to the military and the service members, everybody knows I'm not a big fan. Sexual assaults and harassments are on the rise exponentially everyday. Recently I read in my favorite internet news source, the San Francisco Liberal Reactionary, that over one out of three all service members get raped at some point in their career. But the news gets worse. With many taking muscle supplements and working out more, testosterone levels are increasing and that number is expected to quadruple in the next 10 to 15 years. So in other words, by 2030, 4 out of 3 service members will be raped. Last year alone, over 1 billion in the US military were raped. Some military leaders believe that rapes are under-reported. Others believe that they are over-reported. I believe that not only are rapes under-reported, but the term rape is under-defined. If a superior yells at you, is that not a case of rape of the ears? If a person looks at you funny, is that not rape of the eyes? If a person smells bad, is he not raping your nose? I believe it is. That is why when I was at the gym the other day and somebody who was sweaty walked by me, I immediately shouted "Rape! Rape! Help! This man is fucking my nose! Help! Police! Stop this man from fucking my nose!"
The military only encourages this with its laddish behavior. Rape indoctrination begins at basic training where recruits run through obstacle courses and rape life-size models of the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Then they promptly return to their training centers where their sergeant instructors rape them. Then they go to the chow hall where they rape their food. You might commonly hear some service members say, "Oh, I just got my orders and I just got raped." One who is unfamiliar with the terminology might take this as a casual metaphor to a brutal crime. But in fact, it is not a metaphor, but rather, a veritable confession! So the next time you hear someone say, "I got raped.", immediately get them a warm blanket and some hot cocoa, and tell them, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." and comfort them.
Rape has become such an institutional problem in the military, that they have now come up with a new program to get service-members off the rape kick and on to other activities. That's why the genius at the public affairs office have come up with a new mascot. He is a giant friendly ape and he is called "Don't Rape Ape". He goes around visiting units and tells them, "Instead of raping people, how about you go for a nice picnic instead?" or "Rape less and exercise more!"
Well as always this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
The military only encourages this with its laddish behavior. Rape indoctrination begins at basic training where recruits run through obstacle courses and rape life-size models of the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Then they promptly return to their training centers where their sergeant instructors rape them. Then they go to the chow hall where they rape their food. You might commonly hear some service members say, "Oh, I just got my orders and I just got raped." One who is unfamiliar with the terminology might take this as a casual metaphor to a brutal crime. But in fact, it is not a metaphor, but rather, a veritable confession! So the next time you hear someone say, "I got raped.", immediately get them a warm blanket and some hot cocoa, and tell them, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." and comfort them.
Rape has become such an institutional problem in the military, that they have now come up with a new program to get service-members off the rape kick and on to other activities. That's why the genius at the public affairs office have come up with a new mascot. He is a giant friendly ape and he is called "Don't Rape Ape". He goes around visiting units and tells them, "Instead of raping people, how about you go for a nice picnic instead?" or "Rape less and exercise more!"
Well as always this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Everybody Must Get Droned
Finally, the age of mindless, soulless killing machines has arrived. Drone warfare is in full effect, and it's an evil strategy that was started by Bush. Barack Obama is trying to stop it, but as President of the US, you can only do so much. It's just like when the IRS was "supposedly" targeting political enemies of Barack Obama...which I see nothing wrong with by the way. His enemies were conservative Republicans and they deserved it. But Barack Obama said, in his defense, that he was "not aware of it." When he says he didn't know, he didn't know! You can't expect him to be responsible for everything that happens under his leadership.
The effects of the Bush regime are still resonating throughout the government, even almost 5 years after his end of term. His conservative legacy still lasts in many states. Recently, for example, Arkansas enacted a law limiting abortions to only before 12 weeks. I say this is an outrage. We liberals from San Francisco (but weren't born in San Francisco) need to storm the state of Arkansas and tell them what's what. We need to tell them what to do and how to live their lives since they are clearly incapable of doing so themselves. I say that we need to mandate that abortion remain legal not only to the 12th week, but up to and past the 40th week! And perhaps even beyond! I say we require that abortion be legal until your fetuses 35th year. That's right, if your fetus is 34 years old and not a successful high profile civil rights attorney like you wanted him to be, then it's time to take your fetus on a trip to Unplanned Parenthood and have him visit Mr. Vacuum Cleaner.
But the drone debate is heating up. Drones are killing innocent wymyn and chyldryn in Afghanistan and Pakistan. But yet these are the same people who are seeking to stop abortions and a wymyn's right to choose because they ironically call themselves "pro-life". If they are so pro-life, then how can they support the mass murder of innocent children?
The drone controversy however, took another curious turn when Barack Obama recently spoke out in defense of drones. Now that Barack Obama has spoken out in defense of drones, this has forced me to re-evaluate my opinion. Because whatever Obama says, I do. So because Obama thinks that drones aren't all bad, now I don't think they're all bad. I think drones do have some potential, especially when it comes to protecting wymyn's rights. That's why I think we should re-program drones to perform abortions.
That's why I propose we install drones not with smart bombs or remote control bombs, but with a new abortion technique that I copyrighted called "Baby Blaster". I say we retrofit drones not with missiles or bombs that murder innocent wymyn and chyldryn, but with laser beams that perform abortions. In other words, I propose we use drones to commit abortions. This is a peaceful use for drones.
As always, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off...
The effects of the Bush regime are still resonating throughout the government, even almost 5 years after his end of term. His conservative legacy still lasts in many states. Recently, for example, Arkansas enacted a law limiting abortions to only before 12 weeks. I say this is an outrage. We liberals from San Francisco (but weren't born in San Francisco) need to storm the state of Arkansas and tell them what's what. We need to tell them what to do and how to live their lives since they are clearly incapable of doing so themselves. I say that we need to mandate that abortion remain legal not only to the 12th week, but up to and past the 40th week! And perhaps even beyond! I say we require that abortion be legal until your fetuses 35th year. That's right, if your fetus is 34 years old and not a successful high profile civil rights attorney like you wanted him to be, then it's time to take your fetus on a trip to Unplanned Parenthood and have him visit Mr. Vacuum Cleaner.
But the drone debate is heating up. Drones are killing innocent wymyn and chyldryn in Afghanistan and Pakistan. But yet these are the same people who are seeking to stop abortions and a wymyn's right to choose because they ironically call themselves "pro-life". If they are so pro-life, then how can they support the mass murder of innocent children?
The drone controversy however, took another curious turn when Barack Obama recently spoke out in defense of drones. Now that Barack Obama has spoken out in defense of drones, this has forced me to re-evaluate my opinion. Because whatever Obama says, I do. So because Obama thinks that drones aren't all bad, now I don't think they're all bad. I think drones do have some potential, especially when it comes to protecting wymyn's rights. That's why I think we should re-program drones to perform abortions.
That's why I propose we install drones not with smart bombs or remote control bombs, but with a new abortion technique that I copyrighted called "Baby Blaster". I say we retrofit drones not with missiles or bombs that murder innocent wymyn and chyldryn, but with laser beams that perform abortions. In other words, I propose we use drones to commit abortions. This is a peaceful use for drones.
As always, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off...
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Rapid Fire Commentary
This week, I'm going to forego the usual blog entry format and try something new. I'm going to quickly comment on current events in a rapid fire manner. I'm going to inflict on you, the public, my views on what is happening in our world right now.
A few months ago, there was a huge debate in Texas about requiring all mothers considering abortion to get a sonogram before they commit to a decision (http://news.yahoo.com/tampons-confiscated-guns-allowed-texas-senate-debates-abortion-203200591.html?bcmt=comments-postbox). There was a huge demonstration in Austin at the capital where protestors, many of whom were handing out tampons, had those tampons confiscated. Meanwhile guns are still legal. This is total bullshit. But I would expect nothing less from these women-hating shitheads. Says one republican lawmaker in Texas: "We need to enact legislation to regulate the purchase and sale of tampons. Women cannot go around just buying tampons as they please. That is why I am passing legislation which will enact a full comprehensive background check and waiting period before the purchase of any tampon. Oh, and don't bother going to Mexico, tampons are illegal in Mexico." Women, let me tell you that I can't wait until my next period. I am going to projectile bleed all over the Texas legislature until I get my way. Perhaps you have heard of a filibuster? Well, get ready for a flowibuster! Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a bleed-in!
Next topic: Chechnian terror bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine...(http://news.yahoo.com/bomber-rock-star-rolling-stone-cover-outrage-205944319.html?bcmt=comments-postbox)This caused a lot of controversy among many people. Well, let me tell you that I fully support Rolling Stone magazine. Any magazine that bashes Republicans such as George W. Bush and Mitt Romney and unilaterally praises all Democrats such as Barack Obama and John Kerry is okay with me. Whenever I read Rolling Stone, I always say to myself, "Finally an unbiased news magazine that unobjectively presents the facts!" I don't know about you, but Dzhokhar Tsanaev is just about the hippest, hottest terrorist right now. I admire his boyish good looks and devil-may-care personality. I've even heard that he is collaborating with Kanye West to produce an album of his manifesto set to a background of all the hottest beats produced by such luminaries as Dre and Timbaland. Without even hearing it, I've already proclaimed it to be the number one album of 2014! I like Rolling Stone...it discusses music as well as it discusses news.
Parking attendant sues drivers for feeding meters...(http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/city-sues-robin-hood-group-over-parking-meter-223952852.html?bcmt=comments-postbox) I say, "good!" People need to stop driving. Anybody who drives needs to be punished. Anything we can do to make life more miserable for drivers is wonderful. That's why I am lobbying for the government to mandate that all new vehicles be installed with a giant spike in the seat so that when you sit on it, it'll go right up your ass. This business of feeding meters affects innocent bystanders as well...says one parking meter maid: "Because these people are depositing money into these meters, it is causing stress in me. Over the last 3 weeks, I've gained 60 lbs, developed heart palpitations, I've gone deaf in one ear, my legs stopped working, I cry more often, I don't enjoy sex anymore, I can't get an erection, I've miscarried 5 times, I've started drinking heavily, and I have terrible hives and I'm too scared to go outside. The only thing that will cure me is if I sue these people for 1 billion dollars." Well, I say, "You go, girl!" I hate the fact that you can't get an erection! You deserve every penny.
That's all for tonight...until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
A few months ago, there was a huge debate in Texas about requiring all mothers considering abortion to get a sonogram before they commit to a decision (http://news.yahoo.com/tampons-confiscated-guns-allowed-texas-senate-debates-abortion-203200591.html?bcmt=comments-postbox). There was a huge demonstration in Austin at the capital where protestors, many of whom were handing out tampons, had those tampons confiscated. Meanwhile guns are still legal. This is total bullshit. But I would expect nothing less from these women-hating shitheads. Says one republican lawmaker in Texas: "We need to enact legislation to regulate the purchase and sale of tampons. Women cannot go around just buying tampons as they please. That is why I am passing legislation which will enact a full comprehensive background check and waiting period before the purchase of any tampon. Oh, and don't bother going to Mexico, tampons are illegal in Mexico." Women, let me tell you that I can't wait until my next period. I am going to projectile bleed all over the Texas legislature until I get my way. Perhaps you have heard of a filibuster? Well, get ready for a flowibuster! Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a bleed-in!
Next topic: Chechnian terror bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine...(http://news.yahoo.com/bomber-rock-star-rolling-stone-cover-outrage-205944319.html?bcmt=comments-postbox)This caused a lot of controversy among many people. Well, let me tell you that I fully support Rolling Stone magazine. Any magazine that bashes Republicans such as George W. Bush and Mitt Romney and unilaterally praises all Democrats such as Barack Obama and John Kerry is okay with me. Whenever I read Rolling Stone, I always say to myself, "Finally an unbiased news magazine that unobjectively presents the facts!" I don't know about you, but Dzhokhar Tsanaev is just about the hippest, hottest terrorist right now. I admire his boyish good looks and devil-may-care personality. I've even heard that he is collaborating with Kanye West to produce an album of his manifesto set to a background of all the hottest beats produced by such luminaries as Dre and Timbaland. Without even hearing it, I've already proclaimed it to be the number one album of 2014! I like Rolling Stone...it discusses music as well as it discusses news.
Parking attendant sues drivers for feeding meters...(http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/city-sues-robin-hood-group-over-parking-meter-223952852.html?bcmt=comments-postbox) I say, "good!" People need to stop driving. Anybody who drives needs to be punished. Anything we can do to make life more miserable for drivers is wonderful. That's why I am lobbying for the government to mandate that all new vehicles be installed with a giant spike in the seat so that when you sit on it, it'll go right up your ass. This business of feeding meters affects innocent bystanders as well...says one parking meter maid: "Because these people are depositing money into these meters, it is causing stress in me. Over the last 3 weeks, I've gained 60 lbs, developed heart palpitations, I've gone deaf in one ear, my legs stopped working, I cry more often, I don't enjoy sex anymore, I can't get an erection, I've miscarried 5 times, I've started drinking heavily, and I have terrible hives and I'm too scared to go outside. The only thing that will cure me is if I sue these people for 1 billion dollars." Well, I say, "You go, girl!" I hate the fact that you can't get an erection! You deserve every penny.
That's all for tonight...until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
Monday, October 14, 2013
1/256th Black Like Me
Many people don't know this, but I have my finger on the pulse of the African American community. Everything the African American contingency has experienced I can relate to as well. You see, I am an African-American. It's true. My great great great grandfather was 1/16th African. 1/16th of my great great great grandfather was brought over on a slave ship and beaten mercilessly by white slaveowners. I know, many of you may say, "Jeez, Hippie Liberal Feminist, you sure look white to me!". Well, you're wrong. How dare you degrade me. But I should know why you do this. It's because I'm black. Well, you can kiss my black ass.
So recently, when I heard that 50 Cent was visiting the Brooklyn Boys and Girls Club and giving a free concert, I was naturally pleased by this. If anybody knows the trials and tribulations of all African Americans in this United States, it's 50 Cents. He has the kind of fresh, hip-hop, urban, streetwise appeal that is rapidly becoming the voice of a generation. What's even better was the fact that he debuted some new material off his next album which is entitled "Fuck Everything". He debuted some hot new tracks, such as "Bitch Has Cancer", and "I Want To Punch You In The Vagina" featuring Lood Behavior, Ghetto-Kru, DJ Chocolate, The Original Fornicator, Bone, Thugs, and Harmony, Nigger Mortis, Rape-Master Larceny, Insane Clown Posse, and Barbra Streisand. He also had a special opening act for him, which was also a wonderful treat for the audience. He's a hot new talent from Delano, California, and his name is MC Fecal Matter. He debuted his hot fresh new cut entitled "Two Burps and a Fart" in which he samples himself burping twice and farting once and sets the melody to some phat beetz. The street date for this release is Tuesday, November 5th, 2013. It's avaiable on CD and LP. Expect to hear this fascinating track on the radio really soon. For this release, MC Fecal Matter himself personally has shat in each and every single CD case and LP sleeve.
I don't know about you, but I hope to be hearing "Bitch Has Cancer" on all the radio stations really soon. "Bitch Has Cancer" is a powerful testament to the struggle of the modern African American in the United States today. It's also in the words of 50 Cent, about "this dumb bitch I once fucked and got cancer. I was like, when I heard this, 'Good! Hope you die, dumb bitch!'" Some may say it's misogynistic, but I'm willing to look the other way when oppressed minorities display this kind of behavior. We should be easier on them. They are minorities. Their lives are hard enough as it is. White America has oppressed them. In a way, it's white America who is the "dumb bitch". I think that's what 1 Dollar and Fifty Cent is really trying to say.
Until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
So recently, when I heard that 50 Cent was visiting the Brooklyn Boys and Girls Club and giving a free concert, I was naturally pleased by this. If anybody knows the trials and tribulations of all African Americans in this United States, it's 50 Cents. He has the kind of fresh, hip-hop, urban, streetwise appeal that is rapidly becoming the voice of a generation. What's even better was the fact that he debuted some new material off his next album which is entitled "Fuck Everything". He debuted some hot new tracks, such as "Bitch Has Cancer", and "I Want To Punch You In The Vagina" featuring Lood Behavior, Ghetto-Kru, DJ Chocolate, The Original Fornicator, Bone, Thugs, and Harmony, Nigger Mortis, Rape-Master Larceny, Insane Clown Posse, and Barbra Streisand. He also had a special opening act for him, which was also a wonderful treat for the audience. He's a hot new talent from Delano, California, and his name is MC Fecal Matter. He debuted his hot fresh new cut entitled "Two Burps and a Fart" in which he samples himself burping twice and farting once and sets the melody to some phat beetz. The street date for this release is Tuesday, November 5th, 2013. It's avaiable on CD and LP. Expect to hear this fascinating track on the radio really soon. For this release, MC Fecal Matter himself personally has shat in each and every single CD case and LP sleeve.
I don't know about you, but I hope to be hearing "Bitch Has Cancer" on all the radio stations really soon. "Bitch Has Cancer" is a powerful testament to the struggle of the modern African American in the United States today. It's also in the words of 50 Cent, about "this dumb bitch I once fucked and got cancer. I was like, when I heard this, 'Good! Hope you die, dumb bitch!'" Some may say it's misogynistic, but I'm willing to look the other way when oppressed minorities display this kind of behavior. We should be easier on them. They are minorities. Their lives are hard enough as it is. White America has oppressed them. In a way, it's white America who is the "dumb bitch". I think that's what 1 Dollar and Fifty Cent is really trying to say.
Until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
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