Recently, Hugo Chavez died. Now I was very sad about this, because he was my socialist idol. He took from the rich and gave to the poor. And you know what I say? Good. The rich deserve it. Every rich person who has ever existed anywhere is pure concentrated evil. They are selfish, greedy individuals who love to exploit the working class to fulfill their own desires. What has Bill Gates ever done for anybody? Does he ever contribute to any charity? No, he lives alone in an ivory tower high upon a hill where he spends all day counting his money. And poor people? They are always innocent. Nobody who is poor can ever be evil. You may ask, "well what about prison inmates? Don't they normally come from disadvantaged families?" Well, this is a prime example of the truth not being what it seems. Inmates are modern slaves who are just merely pawns of exploitation in the military-prison-industrial complex (the military-industrial complex and the prison-industrial complex just merged).
Hugo Chavez died of cancer, which is a terrible way to die. Cancer murdered this century's left wing Robin Hood, which is why I hate cancer even more. I hate cancer so much, that whenever I see a tumor, I immediately run up and punch the tumor, and then proclaim, with great anger, "Damn you cancer!! Why don't you go fuck yourself?!" It doesn't matter if there's a person on the outside of the tumor. You may have seen shirts or bumper stickers that say "F*ck Cancer". Well I am starting a new campaign to take it to the extreme...not just with cancer, but other diseases as well. I mean, why stop there? How about, "I hope you get murdered, Gonorrhea!" or "You go screw yourself, Scoliosis!" or "Eat shit and die, scurvy!". But the worst is AIDS. Ooh, how I hate AIDS. That's why I am copyrighting a new slogan for AIDS awareness. The new slogan is, "Hey AIDS, I hope somebody rapes you and gives you AIDS, AIDS!"
But the real tragedy is the death of Hugo Chavez...he instituted many programs to feed the poor, clothe the naked, and bathe the dirty. Many critics of Hugo Chavez contend that he was a notorious human rights abuser. But what the Fox News pundits fail to report was that he only abuses the human rights of those individuals who disagreed with his policies! And who are those who disagreed with his policies? Anti-Chavez activists. Anti-Chavez activists are against the policies of Hugo Chavez; in other words, they are against policies of bathing the dirty, feeding the hungry, and clothing the naked. You don't people to starve, do you? Because you must want them to be, if you hate Hugo Chavez.
Well that is all for now...once again, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist, signing off. And remember, go fuck yourself, cancer! And you too, Liberal Feminist Hippie!!
