I've recently heard that John McCain's vice-presidential pick, Sarah Palin, has a 17 year-old daughter who is pregnant. Well, who's the hypocrite now? Who's the father, by the way? Surprise, it's John McCain. That's right, John McCain is the father. What a hypocrite! All the time he's trying to take away women's freedom of choice. He's working overtime to take away your right to have an abortion during the first trimester. He's working on taking your right to have an abortion during the 2nd and 3rd trimester as well. He's even working hard on taking away your right to have an abortion even after your baby is born. The nerve! I think you should keep your laws off my body. And if I want to get out of responsibility for my past actions, then that's my right! This is typical of the white Anglo-Saxon protestant status-quo...always trying to put down women.
John McCain is the father...that's right! You see, this is all a part of a scheme to propogate his DNA through the generations, so that John McCain can live through generations forever. Once his baby is born, John McCain will swim upstream and die, but his soul will live on through Sarah Palin's daughter's baby.
But wait a minute...if John McCain dies, then how can he be president? No problem...he has created a full life-size programmable cyborg of himself to be used in case of his death...and that will be our new president. And then, in the future again, John McCain will rise to be president as Sarah Palin's daughter's child, who is really John McCain incarnate, takes over as president once again.
Well that is all for now. This is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off. Accept no imitators! There is a rival blogger named Liberal Feminist Hippie. She is my arch-nemesis. She is a full time abortion rights activist just like me. She is also a full-time bitch. I hate her. Please don't listen to her. She lies.
Monday, September 1, 2008
It's All Bush's Fault
I see that Hurricane Gustav is slamming into the Gulf Coast. This is the umpteenth major hurricane to strike the Gulf Coast in the last 3 years. And what has the Bush administration done? Nothing. George Bush plays golf all day long while the country is burning outisde of the gates of the exclusive Whites-only country club that he belongs to. The country club that he belongs to is so pro-white, that they don't even serve fried chicken or watermelon. You won't find tacos, or burritos, you'll only find good ole boy food like sauteed chicken and chicken wraps.
If you ask me, this whole hurricane business is a government conspiracy. The government created Hurricane Gustav in order to eliminate blacks and homosexuals. I saw a late night news report where FEMA was actually evacuating all the blacks INTO New Orleans and the Gulf Coast. And then they told all the gays in West Hollywood and San Francisco, California, that Donna Summer was performing live in Baton Rouge, so all the gays flocked there as well. All these places are right in the path of Gustav. Once all the blacks and gays were inside all the Gulf Coast cities, FEMA and the National Guard came, and SLAM, the gates were shut, and all the people were locked inside. This is how openly racist and homophobic the Bush administration is.
Even the hurricane name is no accident. Gustav? It's a Russian name. It's also Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's middle name. The full name of Hurricane Gustav is actually Hurricane Vladimir Gustav Putin. (It's just another desperate ploy by the Bush administration to stir up anti-Russian sentiment so that he can recruit support for a war in Russia, so he and his fat-cat oil and weapons CEO cronies can make out with cash like bandits.) As everybody knows, the national weather service is just a puppet organization for the Bush administration run by George Bush's cousin, Bernard Bush. In fact, back in 2000, the national weather service made it rain in Florida, so that all the old people would be scared into staying at home and not voting. And, as everybody also knows, next to death, robots, and being forgotten about by their children, rain is the thing that old people fear the most. Why? Because their adult diapers soak up all the moisture and weigh them down. Furthermore, their adult diapers can soak up so much water and get so heavy that it will actually crush their legs and they can actually die. It happens all the time, but the mainstream conservative media won't report on it. (read about it in my next blog-"Can rain kill old people? It Depends.")
Well that is all for today. Until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off. And as always, I'll be fighting for your right to have an abortion at any time, even up to your fetuses 18th year.
If you ask me, this whole hurricane business is a government conspiracy. The government created Hurricane Gustav in order to eliminate blacks and homosexuals. I saw a late night news report where FEMA was actually evacuating all the blacks INTO New Orleans and the Gulf Coast. And then they told all the gays in West Hollywood and San Francisco, California, that Donna Summer was performing live in Baton Rouge, so all the gays flocked there as well. All these places are right in the path of Gustav. Once all the blacks and gays were inside all the Gulf Coast cities, FEMA and the National Guard came, and SLAM, the gates were shut, and all the people were locked inside. This is how openly racist and homophobic the Bush administration is.
Even the hurricane name is no accident. Gustav? It's a Russian name. It's also Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's middle name. The full name of Hurricane Gustav is actually Hurricane Vladimir Gustav Putin. (It's just another desperate ploy by the Bush administration to stir up anti-Russian sentiment so that he can recruit support for a war in Russia, so he and his fat-cat oil and weapons CEO cronies can make out with cash like bandits.) As everybody knows, the national weather service is just a puppet organization for the Bush administration run by George Bush's cousin, Bernard Bush. In fact, back in 2000, the national weather service made it rain in Florida, so that all the old people would be scared into staying at home and not voting. And, as everybody also knows, next to death, robots, and being forgotten about by their children, rain is the thing that old people fear the most. Why? Because their adult diapers soak up all the moisture and weigh them down. Furthermore, their adult diapers can soak up so much water and get so heavy that it will actually crush their legs and they can actually die. It happens all the time, but the mainstream conservative media won't report on it. (read about it in my next blog-"Can rain kill old people? It Depends.")
Well that is all for today. Until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off. And as always, I'll be fighting for your right to have an abortion at any time, even up to your fetuses 18th year.
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