It's All Bush's Fault

I see that Hurricane Gustav is slamming into the Gulf Coast. This is the umpteenth major hurricane to strike the Gulf Coast in the last 3 years. And what has the Bush administration done? Nothing. George Bush plays golf all day long while the country is burning outisde of the gates of the exclusive Whites-only country club that he belongs to. The country club that he belongs to is so pro-white, that they don't even serve fried chicken or watermelon. You won't find tacos, or burritos, you'll only find good ole boy food like sauteed chicken and chicken wraps.

If you ask me, this whole hurricane business is a government conspiracy. The government created Hurricane Gustav in order to eliminate blacks and homosexuals. I saw a late night news report where FEMA was actually evacuating all the blacks INTO New Orleans and the Gulf Coast. And then they told all the gays in West Hollywood and San Francisco, California, that Donna Summer was performing live in Baton Rouge, so all the gays flocked there as well. All these places are right in the path of Gustav. Once all the blacks and gays were inside all the Gulf Coast cities, FEMA and the National Guard came, and SLAM, the gates were shut, and all the people were locked inside. This is how openly racist and homophobic the Bush administration is.

Even the hurricane name is no accident. Gustav? It's a Russian name. It's also Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's middle name. The full name of Hurricane Gustav is actually Hurricane Vladimir Gustav Putin. (It's just another desperate ploy by the Bush administration to stir up anti-Russian sentiment so that he can recruit support for a war in Russia, so he and his fat-cat oil and weapons CEO cronies can make out with cash like bandits.) As everybody knows, the national weather service is just a puppet organization for the Bush administration run by George Bush's cousin, Bernard Bush. In fact, back in 2000, the national weather service made it rain in Florida, so that all the old people would be scared into staying at home and not voting. And, as everybody also knows, next to death, robots, and being forgotten about by their children, rain is the thing that old people fear the most. Why? Because their adult diapers soak up all the moisture and weigh them down. Furthermore, their adult diapers can soak up so much water and get so heavy that it will actually crush their legs and they can actually die. It happens all the time, but the mainstream conservative media won't report on it. (read about it in my next blog-"Can rain kill old people? It Depends.")

Well that is all for today. Until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off. And as always, I'll be fighting for your right to have an abortion at any time, even up to your fetuses 18th year.