Many people don't know this, but I have my finger on the pulse of the African American community. Everything the African American contingency has experienced I can relate to as well. You see, I am an African-American. It's true. My great great great grandfather was 1/16th African. 1/16th of my great great great grandfather was brought over on a slave ship and beaten mercilessly by white slaveowners. I know, many of you may say, "Jeez, Hippie Liberal Feminist, you sure look white to me!". Well, you're wrong. How dare you degrade me. But I should know why you do this. It's because I'm black. Well, you can kiss my black ass.
So recently, when I heard that 50 Cent was visiting the Brooklyn Boys and Girls Club and giving a free concert, I was naturally pleased by this. If anybody knows the trials and tribulations of all African Americans in this United States, it's 50 Cents. He has the kind of fresh, hip-hop, urban, streetwise appeal that is rapidly becoming the voice of a generation. What's even better was the fact that he debuted some new material off his next album which is entitled "Fuck Everything". He debuted some hot new tracks, such as "Bitch Has Cancer", and "I Want To Punch You In The Vagina" featuring Lood Behavior, Ghetto-Kru, DJ Chocolate, The Original Fornicator, Bone, Thugs, and Harmony, Nigger Mortis, Rape-Master Larceny, Insane Clown Posse, and Barbra Streisand. He also had a special opening act for him, which was also a wonderful treat for the audience. He's a hot new talent from Delano, California, and his name is MC Fecal Matter. He debuted his hot fresh new cut entitled "Two Burps and a Fart" in which he samples himself burping twice and farting once and sets the melody to some phat beetz. The street date for this release is Tuesday, November 5th, 2013. It's avaiable on CD and LP. Expect to hear this fascinating track on the radio really soon. For this release, MC Fecal Matter himself personally has shat in each and every single CD case and LP sleeve.
I don't know about you, but I hope to be hearing "Bitch Has Cancer" on all the radio stations really soon. "Bitch Has Cancer" is a powerful testament to the struggle of the modern African American in the United States today. It's also in the words of 50 Cent, about "this dumb bitch I once fucked and got cancer. I was like, when I heard this, 'Good! Hope you die, dumb bitch!'" Some may say it's misogynistic, but I'm willing to look the other way when oppressed minorities display this kind of behavior. We should be easier on them. They are minorities. Their lives are hard enough as it is. White America has oppressed them. In a way, it's white America who is the "dumb bitch". I think that's what 1 Dollar and Fifty Cent is really trying to say.
Until next time, this is Hippie Liberal Feminist signing off!
2 comments:
I was actually just checking out a few of your posts and had a quick question about your blog. I was hoping you could email me back when you get the chance, thanks!
Emmy
I am hippie liberal feminist. what do you want to know.
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